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2009

December 11
November 8
October 11
September 25
August 14
July 1
June 1
May 7
April
March 1
February 3
January 6

2008

December 3
November 20
October 6
September 9
August 34
July 53
June 43
May 8
April 47
March 19
February 33
January 28

2007

December 16
November 53
October 40
September 53
August 32
July 33
June 44
May 78
April 41
March 12
February
January
Fw:I Was Hoping 2 Put 30k Cash Down 4 That New Bmw 7series.
May 1st
“while in florida i never bought sun block. i simply went to...”
— Kita
May 1st
David’s Log
Apr 30th
» CAPTION THIS: MICHAEL JORDAN IN CABO »...
Apr 28th
Tasty!  via www.zercustoms.com
Apr 26th
“How we learn: According to William Glasser, we learn...”
— http://members.shaw.ca/priscill...
Apr 24th
“Your idea isn’t new. Pick an idea; at least 50 other...”
— 15 Startup Commandments -...
Apr 23rd
105mph. 4th gear. 64 degrees outside. top down.  THERE IS...
Apr 20th
“Drink. Drank. Drunk”
— Mamuna 
Apr 20th
“um… don’t make me hop over this cubicle and drop...”
— Stephen Jou.
Apr 19th
via www.37signals.com
Apr 19th
DontDateHimGirl.com
Apr 17th

tech support

Stephen: i want to drop kick this lady
Me: yah. wouldnt it be cool if there was a device or a way to send a flying jump kick to someone over the phone. i'd pay monthly for it.
Stephen: or just a hand that goes and slaps them
Apr 16th
Friend: on a side note, i met this cool chick with weekend
Me: really? u tag her like tnap.. lol. jk.
Friend: hahaha, i wish her friends were setting picks man. it was hard breaking though that defense
Me: haha. cock blockers are the worst.
Friend: seriously man
Apr 15th
Ali’s Basement
Apr 15th
I’d brush my teeth like 20 times a day if I had this...
Apr 15th
[My desk in the morning] Im starting to think the people I...
Apr 13th
Its kinda cool when people are looking at you load groceries...
Apr 13th
My brother… sike, but a fellow Nigerian about to make...
Apr 12th
Free Phone Numbers That Should Be In Every...
Apr 12th
Stephen: so i think this girl is playing games with me
Me: which?
Stephen: the girl that hasn't called me back
Me: lol. so how is she playing games with u if she hasnt called u back?
Stephen: i think she's waiting for me to try again
Me: and u think this because?
Stephen: my friend told me last night
Stephen: he's like i think she wants you to call her again...
Stephen: cuz he called me to tell me to call her
Me: so call her ass. what u waiting for?
Stephen: you got to beat them in their game
Stephen: can't succomb
Me: lol.
Apr 12th
via concreteloop.com
Apr 12th
Watch Watch
Ludacris Parody Freestyle Short Circuitz (via FrostieDirector) Thats funny!
Apr 12th

Smitty featuring Robin Thicke - Died in...

stephen (asian guy): i was trying to help rep yo peeps
me: the songs good. ur people will get it as ring tones.
Stephen: i'm going to play it on my boom box... just like back in the days with motown philly
Apr 11th
Why americans are fat!  David’s Log
Apr 11th
Me: http://www.engage.com
Stephen: are you telling me something?
Me: yup
Apr 11th
washingtonpost.com
Apr 11th
“Meetings make you dumber”
— Claudine
Apr 11th

Whose wedding?

Stephen: Did you donate money
Me: Naw. I almost took money.
Stephen: Dont have any money. haha
Me: Nope. They dont need it.
Stephen: I say donate money if you are invited
Stephen: Not to be stingy or anything
Me: I agree. at least there would be a return on my investment, maybe some wedding cake or something
Stephen: True, I didnt even know about it.
Me: Thats how americans do. back where im from all of Northrop would be invited
Stephen: You know.
Apr 11th
Nigerian Next Top Model
Apr 10th
That photo is hot!  via http://topherchris.com/post/656642
Apr 9th
via data.tumblr.com
Apr 9th
I Park Like An Idiot - You suck at parking!...
Apr 9th
No one belongs here more than you. Stories by...
Apr 8th
via www.nseffect.com
Apr 7th
NaijaShirts Inc. -
Apr 7th
“I smack internet MC’s and beat bloggers”
— Talib Kweli
Apr 5th
Watch Watch
This is pretty funny.
Apr 2nd
Joost™
Apr 2nd
“A morman black guy who is supposedly Nigerian…. if he...”
— 
Apr 2nd
Why the hell am I not on this list!!  I guess I have more...
Apr 1st

Google Paper

Its pretty cool to see that a company worth $120 billion has no problems playing an April Fools...
Apr 1st
“Been helping Dionne moving all day! Well all own to much...”
— Me
Apr 1st