Mariah: chudi says he is looking for a girlfriend.that he is very lonely
me: i know. lets hook him up
Mariah: akuko, i already told him that i have a lot of sexy cousins. he is gonna have a hard time choosing.
me: lol. sure. thats my cousin. he needs the absolute best. i will have to personally interview all your candidates and put them through training.
Mariah: what training if i may ask?
me: running, sprinting, fetching water. mental competence, etc. lol.
Mariah: are you high on the weather there? running, fetching water, you must sure think they are village champions.
me: lol.
Dec 5th